Types of Classmates

I've observed that in every department In
school,there are this set of students you would
always find in your department no matter what.
Well,with enough said,let's start from somewhere
:
1. THE S.U(s): These sets of students are always
"spiritual" thus looking @ every other student in
the class like sinners. Any small issue,they would
start quoting bible!
2. THE EFINWES/GURUS: Theses one's are the
first class students always reading at the
slightest opportunity. At times,they make you look
very unserious. They hardly joke/play in the class.
Always reading!
3.THE SLEEPING MACHINES : I have two of them
in my department. Chai,they can sleep for Africa!
Morning,afternoon or evening lectures,they are
always dozing or sleeping like tomorrow no dey.
4. THE DECEIVERS: I call them the deceivers Coz
these sets of students are the most playful in
class. Always too playful either lecture is on or
not. The deceiving part of it is these people read
like teracopy behind close doors,have good
grades yet always too playful. Most times,they
appear unserious but let result come out,you
would be shocked to see them with the best
grades. The foolish students joins them playing
not knowing what He does behind close doors.
5. THE I.T.Ks: These people can be very
annoying! Always wanting their own opinion/
suggestion to supersede others. They think they
are always right whenever issues arises.
6. THE COOL DUDE/BAE: These ones hardly talks
in class. They just enter,sit,write and leave the
class. They only tend to talk with just two people
in a class of 80.
7. THE WAVES STUDENT: You only see these
ones whenever there's test,pratical & exam.
Sometimes,you wonder if truly they are students.
8. THE CAUSE TROUBLE: At any slight
opportunity,they don cause trouble. Fight with
this,fight with that. Hardly will a week go by
without them fighting anybody. They can also
implicate the whole class at times.
9. THE ACTIVISTS: I belong to this set of
students Coz I hate cheating like madt! We
challenge unserious lecturers,corrupt class reps
who all they want is to milk you dry and yet
embezzel course notes money. We challenge any
decision that is against the interest of the
students.
10. THE OLODOs: These ones no sabi anything!
They can even tell you to spell their name for
them or remind them their matric number. Sitting
with such people during exams can be frustrating.
They beg you to spell for them even after telling
them answers!
11. THE FRONT/BACK SITTERS: No matter the
circumstances,these ones will always sit either in
the front or at the back. Some even have
permanent sit they assigned to themselves.
12. THE FUNNY BONES: A day without them in
class,it always boring. They can make joke out of
anything! Even lecturers are aware of their
humorous attitudes. No matter how the whole
class is serious or tensed up,they would always
make you laugh.
13. LATE COMERS: Morning,afternoon or
evening,they are always late to lectures so much
that lecturers know them as serial late comers.
14. TALKATIVES:
Football,fashion,politics,celebrities,movies,lecturers,cour
would always have something to talk about. They
hardly keep quiet. They can talk from now till
rapture comes.
15. Add yours......