JOKE!!! i fainted during exam result announcement

In secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%.
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The results used to be
announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So I would always be the 1st Or 2nd to be
called out.

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One day, the Maths results were being released and my name wasn't among the first to be called out.
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The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s && 70s. Still my paper had not been called out. Everyone
kept looking at me asking: " Guy wats up?
"How you take do am?
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And the teacher went on to the 80s And when he got to 88%, He had one paper remaining. I then
asked myself, could I have scored a 90% in maths?
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I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong, Could I have gotten 88%?
I thought my dreams have been answered.
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The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It was Unbelievable. Finally the
teacher looked up and said, "There is a cow that did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and
get it now."I FAINTED!".